Romantika Bermain Pokemon – Susahnya nangkep Pokemon

September 8, 2016 by  

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Pokemon BallMakin susah sekarang ini untuk bersaing maen dan nangkepin pokemon, banyak faktor yang meyebabkan hal ini. Tiap masuk ke gym eh sudah nongkrong pokemon pokemon dengan CP besar, mana berani lah fight dengan pokemon CP besar, sialnya lagi pokemon dengan CP besar tersebut sudah merambah ke gym gym kecil juga. Mau kecil mau besar di gered ku aing we nya. Di satu Gym di kampung saya saja ada yang CP nya sampai 3000CP, duh tega teganya ya, sudah CP besar sekali masih mau ambil Gym di kampung yang terpencil gini. Kita yang pokemon nya CP kecil bagaimana bisa bertanding ya dengan pokemon yang CP besar besar? namanya juga Pokemon kecil kecilan ya… Trus yang kecil kecil saja masih diambil, apalagi yang gede gede, pasti dirarad juga dah… habislah sudah kita ini….

Berkunjung ke pokestop, eh ternyata pokestopnya sudah dikuasai oleh para poke trainner senior. Banyak poke stop yang ternyata dimiliki atau di program sendiri sama poke trainer. Kok bisa? ya kan ada programmer hacker jago jago yang bisa membuat robot/bot semacam itu. Jaman sekarang apa sih yang tidak bisa di hack? Namanya juga bertahan hidup ya… Bagaimana dapat jatah XP atau pengalaman ya kalau pokestop nya juga sudah dimiliki oleh poke trainer senior. Bahkan ada yang namanya komunitas pokemon yang ternyata bukannya memajukan atau saling bantu antar poke trainer, tapi ya itu dia, menguasai pokestop-pokestop di setiap wilayah. Misalkan di Cianjur dibuat komunitas pokemon Canjur, terus menguasai hampir semua pokestop di Cianjur, di bogor juga dibuat komunitas pokemon dan mulai menguasai pokestop pokestop yang ada di Bogor. Ya namanya juga komunitas ya, ngomongnya sih sosial padahal tetap saja rebutan pokemon ya 🙂

Komunitas Pokemon ini bahkan sudah diakui secara resmi sama Niantic, Perusahaan pembuat pokemon itu merestui dan memberikan sertifikat tanda berburu Pokemon kepada komunitas-komunitas  ini. Meskipun kadang memberatkan server Niantic, tapi hal ini tetap diakui dan tidak ada pernyataan keberatan secara resmi dari Niantic. Sehingga dengan legalitas ini anggota anggota komunitas yang beranggotan beragam ahli ahli dan sepuh sesepuh pokemon bisa dengan mudah menguasai pokestop pokestop baik di pusat atau di daerah.

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Ada juga kumpulan pokemon trainer yang katanya jago jago yang levelnya sudah sangat tinggi tinggi sekali, ya level 30-an ke ataslah dengan flight watch rata rata melebihi 10.000 (sepuluh ribu) jam per tahunnya, mereka ini berkumpul dan membuat organisasi berskala internasional pula, mereka berkeinginan mulia untuk bisa membantu para pokemon trainer agar bisa lebih professional dan bisa berburu pokemon dengan baik dan benar… tapi ujung ujungnya… ya menguasai pokestop dan berbagi pokemon plus jualan cendol saja ya.. Yang penting tenar bro 🙂 Kebaikan dan Amalan tidak perlu diumbar kan namanya juga Professional ya…

Terakhir ada karyawan Niantic yang mengeluhkan susahnya berburu pokemon akhir akhir ini. Katanya pemburuan pokemon dikuasai oleh petinggi petinggi Niantic dan komunitas komunitas resmi pokemon. Padahan banyak ragam pokemon yang beredar, ada pokemon kampung, pokemon bule, pokemon online, pokemon marjan, pokemon sosis, pokemon beungeut sia karadax, pokemon kebut, dll banyaklah ragam nya sekarang mah, tapi tetap saja masing masing pokemon sudah ada yang kavlingan dan penguasanya. Akhirnya karyawan bagian pembuatan Pokeball tersebut hanya bisa hatching egg telur telur pokemon dan buat pokeball-pokeball yang canggih saja tiap harinya, dan sialnya juga ketika sudah cape cape jalan jauh eh ketika telor pokemon nya menetas dan jadi pokemon legend… eh sama para senior diambil juga tuh pokemonnya…Eh bagus tuh pokemon nya, eh pokeball nya mantap tuh minta donk… kirim donk lumayan buat dijual di pasar katanya… masa Juragan minta tidak di kasih ya…  kasian amat sih ya… Hal ini sebenarnya bertolak belakag dengan pernyataan dari Presdir/CEO Niantic yang pernah mengatakan bahwa kerja di Niantic itu bukan hanya memproduksi pokemon tapi harus enjoy juga maen pokemon, jadilah poketrainer yang tidak pokeh, dan bokeh… okeh?! 🙂

Terkait pokemond Legend, kalau mau nangkep pokemon legend, ternyata hal tersebut di haramkan bahkan jadi aib besar di Niantec. Manager Teknik Produksi Pokemon di Niantic mengatakan “Berani beraninya para poketrainer ngatur ngatur Niantic, kalau mau menyebutkan Pokemon Legend untuk diturunkan di pokestop tertentu, silahkan berkirim surat saja ke Tuhan ya… biar Tuhan yang memutuskan”. so “Ya Tuhan turunkanlah pokemon legend di pokestop kami, kami sudah pasang lure module dan incense di pokestop… tapi kok yang dateng hanya pidgey dan ratata dengan CP rendahan alias Pokemon CUPU… tolong kami Ya Tuhan…”. Kita sih tidak masalah mau maen pokemon dimana saja siap ya, yang kasihan ya mereka itu yang dapet pokemon Cupu ya… Minta Mario Teguh Superman eh yang dikirim Komika SuperDede yang Cupu dan tidak lucu… akhirnya zzzZZZZzzzzz 🙂

Kesusahan ditambah lagi dengan sistem logistik pokemon yang kurang pleksibel dalam distribusi pokemon. Hal ini dikarenakan karena Manager Poke Logistic and Distribution nya ternyata dijabat oleh seorang robot jomlo, ya kalau robot mana ada etika dan perasaan ya, mana ada humanistas ya…. Tapi robot kok hayang ka aleum wae nya? namanya juga robot bikang… ya mungkin sudah program dari sono ya kali ya… soalnya robot nya sudah karatan sih, jadi susahlah untuk di rubah… ya sing sabar we nya jang….

Mudah mudahann tidak terjadi tusuk menusuk seperti pokja ULP dengan penyedia ya (baca : Pokja ULP menusuk Penyedia), soalnya sudah mulai mendesak ke jangka dapur yeuh 🙂

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Ya sudahlah inilah hidup…namanya juga dunia Pokemon ya. Untuk para pokemon trainer asli mohon tulisan ini jangan diambil serius ya…. ini mah sekedar curhatan saja ya… 🙂 Selamat berburu Pokemon ya 🙂

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